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Without her, man is nothing.” “Men are like fine wine.

Braving "robbing the cradle" jokes, almost one-third of women between ages 40 and 69 are dating younger men (defined as 10 or more years younger).

" Q: Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?

A: The time that elapses from when you come till she goes.

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.” There were three guys talking in the pub. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him.

The women like the flexibility and sense of adventure of their more spontaneous, younger companions, Tina B. D., a licensed family therapist in practice in Long Beach, Calif., and author of "The Unofficial Guide to Dating Again", tells Web MD.

For their part, the men like the sophistication and life success of their older mates, she explains.

After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife? Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” The first two guys were amazed.