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07 Feb

RELATED: This Inverted Grilled Cheese Sandwich Recipe Is Genius In a bizarre turn of events, that date fell on Valentine’s Day. Despite my delayed responses (I was busy watching Anne Hathaway rule Genovia, obviously), Greg remained incredibly chatty and friendly throughout the evening.At about 9 p.m., he wrote, “Would you be weirded out by the idea of grabbing a drink tonight even if it’s vday? What sort of lunatic asks someone out on a first date on Valentine’s Day?But as I’ve gone on without being able to get any assistance from doctors and the pressure in my cranium has increased, I haven’t been able to leave without my cane, and the left side of my face becomes immobilized much quicker now.I become invisible to the majority of the opposite sex.They tell me that everyone wants someone to be close to – which is true. Some try to sell me on the point that in the Somalian culture, everything is provided for the women. Unlike most of my binge-watching experiences, though, I didn’t finish the nearly 300-minute-long session feeling like a blind, Jello-headed fool; each episode was surprisingly educational.

I could be without my cane and go incognito for about an hour before it became obvious that there was something not quite right with me (besides being “weird” as some of my friends declared my personality).Is Bobby Flay getting Chelsea Handler all hot and bothered?The newly divorced chef and the outspoken comedian were spotted having a cozy dinner for two at Blue Plate Oysterette in Santa Monica, Calif., on Wednesday night."They are not in a relationship, but they are definitely hanging out and are in the early getting-to-know-each-other phase," an insider told E! "They haven't put a title on it, but they really like each other." Bullock, 49, and Evans, 32, were the center of romance rumors earlier in the month when they were spotted dining out with mutual friend, Chelsea Handler, following another meal with the late-night host and pal Melissa Mc Carthy the month before."The Captain America" actor has not been shy about his admiration for the brunette beauty.I don’t dress any differently, I still put on my yummy perfume oils that smell like sex and chocolate and I still do up my makeup just right. I tell them I’ve had a hysterectomy, so I can’t have children. That’s okay.” Then they ask me what I like to do for fun.But my cane and the left side of my face are my instant cloak of invisibility. They tsk-tsk their tongues and then say, “That’s too bad. I explain that I don’t go out much because I have to lay down a lot because of my health problems. “You have to get out more.” Sometimes they will ask me if I believe in “God.” I tell them I don’t believe in religion and I will not be with someone who pushes their beliefs on me. Me: I really have to concentrate on my next surgery for now, but thank you.Some will tell me I need to pray about it; some will tell me they respect that and I don’t have to believe what they believe (but I’m a pretty suspicious sort of person and I always think men will say anything to get in my knickers). Thankfully most of my doctor appointments are within 10-15 minutes of my apartment so the awkwardness never lasts much longer than that.Then they get to the point where they ask if I would like their number. But after a few minutes of deliberation, Jade and I decided it wasn’t so crazy after all. And from the tiny thumbnail photos on his profile, Greg seemed cute.So I said yes and we met for a drink an hour and a half later.